Far-left Cosmopolitan magazine has put us conspiracy theorists out of business by confirming what we already knew: abortion is satanic.
The headline reads: “So How Does a Satanic Abortion Ceremony Even Work?”
The sub-headline reads in part: “Patients of all faiths are welcome at Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic in New Mexico. Along with medical counsel TST [The Satanic Temple] offers free ceremonial support to everyone.”
That’s a real thing, the “Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.”
The “joke” is that Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito’s Catholic mother was pro-abortion, even though she wasn’t.
Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic is a real place, and Cosmopolitan not only confirms what we “conspiracy theorists” have known all along, Cosmo celebrates the fact that it can finally be said out loud: abortion is “religious ritual,” a form of satanic worship…
The Satanic Temple is proudly unveiling what it has described as the “world’s first religious abortion clinic” where it will offer “abortion rituals.” https://t.co/it7R885dGA
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) February 2, 2023
For decades, we were told by Democrats and their allies in the corporate media that abortion is about “health care,” “choice,” and “body autonomy.” Nevertheless, many of us knew the truth: that abortion is the left’s act of Communion with the devil.
And here’s no less than Cosmopolitan proving us right:
The New Mexico–based telehealth practice, a legitimate medical entity run by an accredited clinical team, offers abortion care to patients within state lines. The staff prescribes abortion pills (at $91 per set, a competitive price) up until the eleventh week of pregnancy and offers 24/7 phone access to licensed medical personnel to anyone in need. It’s just that they’re also Satanists, members of a religious organization called The Satanic Temple.
“In reality, Satanism is a nontheistic faith in which TST’s [The Satanic Temple’s] roughly 1.5 million global members view Satan more like a mascot, one depicted not as a dark, omniscient deity,” Cosmo helpfully explains, “but as a literary character—a venerable symbol of rebellion, rational inquiry, personal sovereignty, and resistance against tyranny.
Cosmo admits that TST “[f]ollowers champion science, religious diversity, and the separation of church and state[.]”
“Satan symbolizes activism too,” the article admits.
Whatever.
How a bunch of baby-killing freaks and profiteers interpret “Satan” is meaningless.





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